While her disclaimer states that she doesn’t condone violence her immediate response was “Do it.” Smile.
I didn’t because I like my computer, but don’t be surprised to find a post about pieces of computer bits flying around my backyard sometime in the next 20 years.
Within an hour of our conversation I got a text from Husband who works at a behavioral health institution. “I just got punched in a gut by a crazy”
Another disclaimer: In his defense, he doesn’t typically refer to the people who live there as “crazies” and we have a healthy respect for mental illness at our house - since 100% of the people who live here deal with it.
I laughed so hard I couldn’t stop smiling. In the ever-eloquent words of Scabs “the karma angels are watching out for me”.
I love the lady who punched him in the gut. With all my heart I love her.
Would it be inappropriate to show up and share a plate of brownies with her?
The day my husband threw a husky fit about the child support costs - he got in a wreck, he was sited as at fault. I giggled..... He is fine, nobody got hurt. But I had the same thought about carma.... I love karma...
ReplyDeleteSorry "hissy" fit.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who fantasizes about taking her husband's laptop and blowing it to pieces with their handgun.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Oh I enjoyed this post so much. Also, I wanted to tell you that I LOVE your writing. You write with such subtle sarcasm that even though you write about such hard and sensitive things, you still find a way to make it more light-hearted and something to laugh about.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile :)
ReplyDeleteI thought seriously about running my husband's smart phone over, haha.
Its never inappropriate to share brownies!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...My husband's not too happy with his job right now...They hiring??? haha :)
ReplyDeleteThis post is amazing! Haha. I love it! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI fantasize about shooting my husband's laptop with our shot gun and running over his smartphone with my car. Haha!!
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